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Hey everybody, look: I kbinned!

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It was something about whether a reference was from one movie or another. I don't really remember the specifics, but the food was good and I enjoy not having a dysfunctional family!

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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Don't look at me: Complaining is too much effort.

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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Turned out, we really liked the taste of mammoths (unfortunately for mammoths).

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    Yeah, I can't remember the last time I went to McDonalds: Progressively shitty food, progressively higher prices, and increasingly lengthy wait times.

    It's not fast, it's not good, it's not cheap, and it's not convenient.

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    I would not describe any of them as "pretty quick" but I do know how long it takes to cook a burger and it's never as long as I'd have to wait at these shitty places: It sure as shit doesn't take 10-20 minutes to cook a burger on the presses they use. These corporations understaff their restaurants and pay shit wages, so, of course, they don't get very good employees (or even if they do, why would they try very hard for that pay?)

    If LED bulbs are supposed to last for 10 years, why do I still need to replace them every 9 months? (hexbear.net)

    I’m in a nasty frame of mind right now, and this is what my 'tism brain decided to laser focus on for several hours. I’m mad that my light bulbs cost 10x more than they used to, and don’t last any longer, and my power bill is higher than ever....

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Either an electrical problem that's burning them out or shitty bulbs.

    If you have a dimmer switch, you have to get dimmer compatible bulbs.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    I'm not saying it's aliens but...

    ...it's aliens...

    ...with tiddies...

    ...space tiddies.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST , (edited )
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    Theme: Religion

    "So, what religion are you?"

    "Asian Old Man."

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Fuck, I wish I had disposable income so I could buy these and surreptitiously post them up in my coworkers' offices.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Just like the old saying, "It takes Asian Old Man to make Asian Old Man."

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    laughs in bicycle

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Bikes work just fine in rain or snow, you just need to be prepared for the weather.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    This would work better if he just asked, "What CDs?"

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Might be you got your password scrambled after a compromised account: It denies attackers the opportunity to use your compromised password.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Sneak into a country with public healthcare I guess, maybe steal the identity of someone if they won't treat a stranger.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Can't just go there on vacation?

    FARTYSHARTBLAST , (edited )
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    Shitty people can say reasonable things lol, doesn't mean they practice what they preach.

    edit: Holy fuck, you tankies are fucking unreal. Stalin was a god damn monster lol.

    I've been blocking ads for so long that actually seeing them feels perverse

    I use ad blockers and open source privacy focused software whenever I can but occasionally I have to use computers that don’t belong to me or an older phone where my usual applications aren’t installed and seeing all the advertisements just feels dirty and dystopian....

    Is creating throwaway accounts on lemmy bad?

    I was wondering whether that could cause issues for the limited servers available, like when the mass migration from reddit happened. Would it be bad to add more accounts that would be mostly dormant? And if one does create a throwaway would it be better to delete the account afterwards.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    I figured this out immediately.

    What is wrong with me?

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Freedom is inherently dangerous, so, yes. We accept the risk of course because not being free is fucking terrible.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    It's all relative, yeah.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Most drivers I've met seem to do it as a side gig. He might've been crazy/senile, but he might've just been driving for fun/extra cash

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